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Weeeeeeeellllll.....
Crochet's a b*tch, its a big fat b*tch, its the biggest b*tch in the whole wide world,
Its a stupid b*tch if there ever was a b*tch, its a b*tch to all the boys and girls,
On Monday its a b*tch, on Tuesday its a b*tch, on Wednesday through Saturday its a b*tch,
Then on Sunday, just to be different, its a super King Kong mayo mayo b*tch.
(I've been crocheting to South Park, can you tell?)
Posted on March 4, 2012 at 3:30pm 2 Comments 9 Likes
(With the humblest, most grovelling of apologies to Rudyard Kipling, his family, friends and fans)
IF you can keep your hooks when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when knitters doubt you,
But make allowance for their knitting too;
If you can hook and not be tired by hooking,
Or crochet lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being slated, don't give way to slating,
And yet…
Posted on February 28, 2012 at 8:59am 2 Comments 2 Likes
How I Became a Crocheter, by Erica Jane Smith, Aged 37¾
I come from a family of knitters. Oh sure, they can crochet, and sew, and there's the occasional bit of cross stitch and tapestry, but if I had to place them into any particular box, it would be the knitting one. I, on the other hand, am categorically NOT a knitter. I -can- knit, I just don't enjoy it. I find it a struggle, counter-intuitive, and incredibly heavy going. If there's more than 30 stitches cast on, and the…
ContinuePosted by Erica Smith on May 13, 2013 at 4:52am 0 Comments 0 Likes
Weeeeeeeellllll.....
Crochet's a b*tch, its a big fat b*tch, its the biggest b*tch in the whole wide world,
Its a stupid b*tch if there ever was a b*tch, its a b*tch to all the boys and girls,
On Monday its a b*tch,…
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